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"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"
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"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"
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"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."