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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"Did you hear they found a dead ice cream vendor covered in sprinkles? Police are saying he topped himself."
"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."
"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."
"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""
"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."
"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."
"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"
"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."