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Joke of the Day
"I'd kill for Opie's pizza. Unfortunately, they never deliver. :("
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"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung"
"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."
"Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon? Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)"
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"
"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"
"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."
"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"