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Joke of the Day
"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."
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"In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing"
"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."
"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."
"I really don't have a clear stance on abortion On one hand I'm all for killing babies. But on the other hand I don't support women's rights."
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"It's gonna be a sad day when Twitter finds a way to delete spam accounts and we realize there are only twelve of us on here."
"What do you call a really pompous person with high blood pressure? Hyperpretentious"