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Joke of the Day

"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"

"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."

"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"

"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"

"what do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu!"

"I left a godless morning fart in each of the kids' lunchboxes so they'll know I was thinking about them."

"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."