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"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"
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"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."
"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"
"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever."
"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."
"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"
"coworker: Do you want a plate? me [carrying 2 pieces of cake out of the break room] For what?"