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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"

"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment."

"I went to a zoo that only had a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."

"In my opinion it's the aborted fetus' fault for not carrying a gun for protection"

"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."

"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."