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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."

"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter."

"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."

"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"

"How do you say ""whoops"" in German? World War 2"

"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."

"What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette"