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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"

"Yo mama is so fat... When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell ""Taxi!"""

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"The jews rated their trips to Auschwitz... they all gave it one star."

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"

"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"

"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."