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Joke of the Day
"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."
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"Last night my Professor told me to read Bartleby the Scrivner... I would prefer not to."
"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."
"Ladies, if he says he's six foot four inches, make sure that's not two separate measurements."
"I married a dog. My wife is a bitch."
"A question from an agnostic dyslexic Is there Dog?"
"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"
"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"My best joke Cloid"