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Joke of the Day
"Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another."
Next Joke
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"
"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."
"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."
"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."
"Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying"
"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"
"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"