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Joke of the Day
"You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know."
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"Last night I got a handjob from a blind girl She said, ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said, ""nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"I was gonna make a sodium joke But Na."
"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."
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