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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater."

"""Do you like exotic birds? "" Yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two."

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."

"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."

"OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as ""we,"" then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as ""we."""

"What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? ""You da bomb"" ""No, you da bomb!"""