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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."

"Pink Panther's to do list: to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo!"

"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."

"Interviewer: Tell me about your future plans. Me: You mean, like, just tomorrow, or for, like, the whole weekend?"

"I'm playing chess against my gardener. Your move, Jesus."

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"