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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"
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"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"
"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."
"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."
"Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*"
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor"