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Joke of the Day
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."
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"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
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"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."