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Joke of the Day

"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."

"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"

"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."

"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"

"Sometimes I call meteors hot space potatoes and everyone just keeps ignoring me"

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."

"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"