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Joke of the Day

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? No one told him he's black."

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"Housekeeper: Professor there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself."

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"

"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."

"Granny Porn Having a Granny Porn fetish must be awesome. The best days of you and your wife's sex life are always ahead of you."

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."