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Joke of the Day
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
Next Joke
"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."
"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"
"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""
"A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids."
"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"
"the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food"
"So I was driving down the street when I saw a couple guys trying to take an old lady's purse. I ran her over to help We got it off her eventually"