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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."
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"She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche"
"HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks"
"What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over? Donuts"
"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."
"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"
"Why can't Mexicans bow hunt? 'Cause they don't Habanero!"
"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"
"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""