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Joke of the Day

"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to keep browsing Reddit and another to get someone else to do it."

"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."

"[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside. punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."

"if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive"

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"