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Joke of the Day

"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"

"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"

"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""

"WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats"

"What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!"

"Where do you weigh pies? Somewhere over a rainbow..."

"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."

"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."

"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"