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Joke of the Day

"Coffee- LET'S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don't be ridiculous"

"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"

"What did the homeless man get for christmas ? Hypothermia."

"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."

"Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game."

"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."

"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"

"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""