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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."
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"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"
"What's the difference between my neighbor and a necrophiliac? My neighbor fucked my wife yesterday, but the necrophiliac had to wait until today."
"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
"A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."
"Make fun of my footy pajamas if you must, but all you naked sleepers are gonna be up shit creek if your house catches on fire in the night."