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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

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"I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China... but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag."

"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."

"Why isn't diving an event in the Special Olympics? It's a pain in the ass to retrieve the wheelchairs."

"Plagiarism Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism."

"Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."