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Joke of the Day

"I took your girlfriend out for some Chipotle last week...... guacamole wasn't the only thing she wanted extra on the side."

"Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force."

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"I went to Oklahoma recently ,It was pretty ok"

"Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements... People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming."

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"Jewish pedophile what did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid walking down the street? Hey kid wanna buy some candy?"

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"