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Joke of the Day

"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"

"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"Did you know Danny Welbeck's dad was a bomb disposal expert. His name was Stan Welbeck."

"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"

"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."

"*Clark Kent takes his glasses off* Jimmy: ""OMG, it's Superman!"" *Clark puts his glasses back on* ""OMG, Clark! You just missed Superman!"""

"""I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"" ""Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."""

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."