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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"
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"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""
"*Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me"
"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."
"Just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper ""get out of me"" and then start to cry. God I hate the Olive Garden."
"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"
"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"
"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."