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Joke of the Day

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."

"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here. [](http://ftgtvgbyhnjkmjnhbgvfgbybhjnkmnhbg.com)"

"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"

"They should make a movie of how WW4 almost started The sum of all spears"

"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"

"Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~"

"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."