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Joke of the Day

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."

"Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month? It was a period piece."

"Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!"

"why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls"

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."