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Joke of the Day
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
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"Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit"""
"COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend"
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
"Winrar is not free"
"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."
"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."
"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"
"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."