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Joke of the Day
"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."
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"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"
"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"
"So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, ""Isn't it hard to tell them appart?"" He replied with, ""Well not really, the brother has a moustache."""
"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"
"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"
"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."
"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"