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Joke of the Day

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top... It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"

"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"Did you hear the one about the dude who married an exhibitionist? He saw his wife flash before his eyes."

"Q: How does an octopus go to war? A: Armed."

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"When your telling a joke But you punch up the fuckline"

"Why did the kids not want to eat their pbj sandwiches? 'Cause it had lead in them"

"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"