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Joke of the Day

"When your telling a joke But you punch up the fuckline"

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't."

"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."

"CNN has confirmed that aliens might actually be involved in the disappearance of Flight 370. At least two illegal immigrants were caught on camera boarding the plane."

"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."

"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."

"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"