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Joke of the Day
"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"
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"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."
"Screaming, ""Hitler and the Nazi Party are in a disarray!"" when nudged at parties tells everyone that you fall asleep to the History Channel."
"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."
"A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals. The front desk clerk says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."