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Joke of the Day
"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
"I keep throwing up when I count in French My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy"
"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"
"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""