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Joke of the Day

"""Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?"" ""Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"""

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"

"*Dino-Jesus preaching to the dinosaurs* ""Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."" *Asteroid crushes Earth* ""Dammit Dad."""

"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""

"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"

"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger ... You racist bastard."

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."