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Joke of the Day
"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."
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"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."
"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."
"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"
"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"
"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."
"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."