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Joke of the Day

"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"

"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""

"The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next ""victim"" lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

"Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"

"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"

"I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied ""No, you got that from your mother"". :("

"Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than ""Unlimited Talk."""

"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""