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Joke of the Day
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
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"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""
"Jeb! Jeb Bush: I hereby suspend my presidential campaign with immediate effect. Audience claps Jeb: You guys are assholes!"
"Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town"
"I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It was just called ""Face."""
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"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"
"Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it ""caust"" them 6 million."
"The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion"
"The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia. *Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia."