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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger ... You racist bastard."

"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"

"[Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*"

"What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !"

"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."

"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."

"My wife doesn't like communism jokes. I capitalize on'em."

"My friend from Pakistan said he hates his job and can't take it anymore ""It will get better"", I said. ""You have your whole life ahead of you. You're only 12 years old."""

"Q: What does an Irishman have for dinner? A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert? A: Ethnic cleansing."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender."