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Joke of the Day

"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."

"A granny comes to see a doctor - and the doctor is a granny too."

"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding."

"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."

"My first child will be named New Folder."

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"