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Joke of the Day

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!"

"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."