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Joke of the Day
"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"
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"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."
"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."
"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"
"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"
"They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas"
"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."