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Joke of the Day

"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."

"Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me."

"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"

"My friends and I are camping out tonight. It's gonna be in tents."

"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."

"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"

"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."

"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"