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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding."

"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"Today I was walking down the street today and a guy threw a slice of cheese at me. That's mature."

"Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here"

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years."

"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"

"Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words ""In Him"" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie"

"What kind of pie can fly? A Magpie."