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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"

"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."

"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."

"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it."

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"