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Joke of the Day

"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"

"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."

"My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident They will be mist... :'("

"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."

"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."

"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."

"How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them."

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"