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Joke of the Day
"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."
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"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"
"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"
"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."
"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."