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Joke of the Day

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"[Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*"

"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"The NA cs:go scene"

"England at the Rugby World Cup"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle."

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."

"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."