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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"

"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."

"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"

"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."

"Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have? Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself."

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"

"I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms."